The High Queen's Might of Gran Bogota is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.201 billion Gran Bogotans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gran Bogotan economy, worth 178 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 55,760 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

War memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, third world countries are rich in "I Love Gran Bogota City" t-shirts, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gran Bogota's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gran Bogota is ranked 109,034^th in the world and 2,102^nd in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,182.54 on the Gilded Widget Scale.